MONTHLY NEWS LETTER

BIRTHDAY'S - MARCH
1 Roger Daltrey 1944
2 Rory Gallagher 1949
2 Jon Bon Jovi 1962
4 Chris Squire 1948
4 Jason Newsted 1963
7 Eric Andrew Knutsen 1965
9 Robin Trower 1945
9 Johnny Kelly ?
10 Jeff Ament 1963
12 Steve Harris 1956
12 Minoru Niihara 1960
15 Dee Snider 1955
15 Bret Michaels 1965
16 Nancy Wilson 1960
17 Billy Corgan 1967
17 Scott Gorham 1951
18 Jeff LaBar 1965
18 Jerry Cantrell 1966
18 Darwin Keys ?
19 Billy Sheehan 1953
19 Paul Kossoff 1976
19 Gary Thain 1976
20 Carl Palmer 1947
21 Keni Richards 1959
21 Robert Sweet 1960
22 Keith Relf 1943
23 Kyoji Yamamoto 1960
25 Ron Keel 1961
25 Mike Flaherty 1970
26 Steven Tyler 1948
27 Scott Anderson ?
29 Perry Farrell 1959
30 Eric Clapton 1945
31 Mick Ralphs 1948
31 Angus Young 1959
HISTORIC EVENT'S - MARCH
4 Quiet Riot's Metal Heath released 1983
6 Led Zeppelin's Physical Graffiti goes gold 1975
9 Bad Company debuts Newcastle, England 1974
11 Van Halen released Van Halen 1978
13 First Van Halen tour starts 1978
15 Kiss' Destroyer released 1976
18 California Jam II 1978
26 Randy Rhoads dies 1982
21 Judas Priest's Turbo released 1986
24 Iron Maiden's Number Of The Beast released 1982
24 Van Halen's 5150 released 1986
27 Ozzy Osbourne's The Ultimate Sin tour starts 1986
27 Van Halen's 5150 tour starts 1986
30 Deep Purple's Made In Japan released 1973
31 Jimi Hendrix burns guitar on stage for first time (London) 1967

In Flake News

Flakers in the Tennessee and Mississippi area, my we have your attention please?! We are getting together to see Slash's Snakepit and AC/DC at the Pyramid in Memphis, Tennessee on March 24th. Finally an arena show! If you want to hook up for the show or just to meet some fellow Flakers, email us for details and watch the boards.

We got lots of new Flakers this month. Some making a big entrance and others being shy. Say hello to; jerkyballs, Victim of the Insane, Ashes 2 Ashes, David Scott, solgar, Alchemist, purgatory666, Very'eavy, eventdrums, MORRISON and MR. CHRIS, Some already have their mugs up in the Resident Flakes section.

SickPuppy, from the #webcams chat room, has been made moderator over the Death Metal forum on the Metal Flakes UBB. Our former moderator went MIA. Sickie says not enough of you want to talk about Death Metal. So stop in his forum and hive him a shout.

In Metal News

Halford, coming off a world tour for Resurrection, will be releasing a double live CD on Metal-Is Records. To be out in the U.S.on or around April 17th. The track listing so far includes; Resurrection, Made In Hell, Into The Pit, Nailed To The Gun, Light Comes Out Of Black, Stained Class, Jawbreaker, Running Wild, Slow Down, Life In Black, Hell's Last Survivor, Sad Wings, Beyond The Realms Of Death, Breaking The Law, Metal Gods, Silent Screams, Cyber World, Saviour, Hellion, Electric Eye, Riding On The Wind, Tyrant and Genocide,

For those who absolutely can't wait, there are some sound clips for download available at the Official Halford Web Site for Resurrection, Electric Eye and Screaming In The Dark.

AC/DC have begun their second leg of their U.S. tour in support of "Stiff Upper Lip". AC/DC were recently recognized by RIAA in the U.S. as the 5th highest selling band in history, with sales in excess of 70 million units!! "Stiff Upper Lip" has also hit Platinum status so the support tour looks to be a sell out as well. Catch them while you can!!    
DATE CITY VENUE MISC INFO
03/18/2001  Ft. Lauderdale, FL  National Car Rental Center 
03/20/2001  Orlando, FL  Wherehouse Center 
03/21/2001  Tampa, FL  Ice Palace 
03/23/2001  Nashville, TN  Gaylord Entertainment Center 
03/24/2001  Memphis, TN  The Pyramid 
03/26/2001  Little Rock, AR  Alltel Arena 
03/28/2001  Greenville, SC  Bi-Lo Center 
03/29/2001  Greensboro, NC  Greensboro Coliseum Complex 
03/31/2001  Charlotte, NC  Charlotte Coliseum 
04/01/2001  Raleigh, NC  Raleigh Arena 
04/03/2001  Dayton, OH  Nutter Arena 
04/04/2001  Columbus, OH  Nationwide Arena 
04/06/2001  Cleveland, OH  Gund Arena 
04/08/2001  Chicago, IL  United Center 
04/09/2001  Minneapolis, MN  Xcel Center 
04/11/2001  Denver, CO  Pepsi Arena 
04/12/2001  Salt Lake City, UT  E Center 
04/14/2001  Los Angeles, CA  LA Forum 
04/17/2001  Sacramento, CA  ARCO Arena 
04/19/2001  Portland, OR  Rosegarden Amphitheater 
04/20/2001  Seattle, WA  Tacoma Dome 
04/22/2001  Vancouver,   Pacific Coliseum 
04/25/2001  Edmonton, AB  Skyreach 
04/26/2001  Calgary, AB  Saddledome 
04/28/2001  Winnipeg, MB  Winnipeg Arena 
04/29/2001  Fargo, ND  Fargodome 
05/01/2001  Madison, WI  Kohl Center 
05/02/2001  Detroit, MI  Joe Louis Arena 
05/04/2001  Boston, MA  FleetCenter 
05/05/2001  Philadelphia, MS  Spectrum 


Opening this tour for AC/DC are none other than Slash's Snakepit! Snakepit's latest release, "Ain't Life Grand" is the best representation of Slash's works since leaving G&R With Rod Jackson on vocals, there is a perfect blend of vocal and guitar sounds brought together. If you have never seen Snakepit live, you don't know what you are missing. This is one of those bands that surprises you live. You just don't expect to get what they give. This tour they get a 50 minute set instead of 30 or 40! Get out there and catch this tour!!


JJoker's Corner

Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Bill made sure some type of practical joke was played upon them. Now ready to be married himself, he was dreading the payback he knew was coming.

Surprisingly, the ceremony went off without a hitch. No one stood up during the pause to offer a reason 'why this couple should not be married.' His reception wasn't disrupted by streakers or strippers, and the car the couple was to take on their honeymoon was in perfect working order.

When the couple arrived at their hotel and entered the room, Bill even checked for cornflakes in the bed (a gag he had always loved). Nothing, it seemed, was amiss. Satisfied that he had come away unscathed, the couple fell into bed.

Upon waking, the couple was ravenous so Bill called down to room service and asked, "I'd like to order breakfast for two."

At that moment, a soft voice from under the bed said, "Make that five."


An old soldier was celebrating 82 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes.

"Hello toes!" he said, "how are you, toes? You know, you are 82 today. Oh, the times we`ve had! Remember when we walked in the park in summer every Sunday afternoon? The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy birthday, toes!"

"Hello knees," he continued. "How are you, knees? You know you`re 82 today. Oh, the times we`ve had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles we`ve jumped together. Happy birthday, knees!"

Then, he looked down at his crotch. "Hello Willy! If you were alive today, you`d be 82 years old!"



Personal Announcements and Messages

From: Metal Flakes
To: Lisa

Much faith and prayers while you morn your father. We are here for you.
From: DEB
To: Tennessee& Mississippi Flakers

Get your butts to AC/DC!!

CREDITS:

Writing: DEB

HTML Editing: DEB

Jokes contributed by: JJoker

Halford photo: Borrowed from robhalford.com

AC/DC photo: Borrowed from acdcband.com

Slash photo: By DEB

Rod Jackson photo: By DEB


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